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I learned today that...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by cheddarman, May 26, 2012.

  1. When you get time, if I asked nicely...could you teach me the only one of those I'm deficient in....please!
     
  2. Go on! Kick a bloke when he's down.....just cause I have no vocabulary or boot space! :wink:
     
  3. Awww you must have something going for you like more carbon bits and new rubber 
     
  4. Erm...let me think.....no...hang on I'll try again.......

    Yeah....happiness!

    I leaned (a while ago) life is too short
     
  5. Far too short 
     
  6. I learned today that...

    You shouldn't go for a ride with a friend who is determined to prove that he can ride his M696 faster than I can ride my 999 over roads I know better.
    It was totally Joe Bar Team. "Were you going for it? I wasn't going for it."
    He got one overtake in a corner wrong and had to leave the highway and do an emergency stop in a field in order to avoid an oncoming car. Took off over the verge, he said, and grass tracked 100 yards, but at least he didn't fall off.
    I don't need this kind of stress on a ride. I got all that out of my system 20 years ago.

    Jean-David is 45.
     
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  7. One time I took half pint milk with me and placed it on the inside of 749 panels. By the time I got there it was cream-ish.
     
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