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I Remember When I Was A Lad ( Or Lady.. Ducbird)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Sep 10, 2017.

  1. Still using one.....
     
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  2. Isn't it about a guy falling for a transvestite?
     
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  3. I remember the elastic used to go on them eventually.
    Don't be so tight. Treat yourself to a new belt. You're worth it. :upyeah::)
     
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  4. Right then,
    I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, eat a limp of cold poison, work twenty nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to work, and when we got home, our dad and our mother would kill us and dance on our graves singing Hallelujah !
     
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  5. yip, the torys :innocent: where in power when i was a kid to.
    *save it for somebody that gives a shit smiley*
     
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  6. Ray (or Dave) Davies of the Kinks picked up a bird in a club, took her home who turned out to be a bloke (Transvestite) and wrote a song about it is my understanding.
     
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  7. Modern bike designers should take some cues from the Grifter, it was just so lightweight !!! How did they do that ?? :rolleyes:
     
  8. good PR obviously.
     
  9. Gladstone?
     
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  10. Yorkshire then... lol
     
  11. Pants on fire!
     
  12. I'm pretty sure that Raleigh filled every Grifter frame with concrete before it left the factory
     
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  13. If they offer you vinegar at a chip-shops now, they are lying. They use 'Non-brewed condiment' its a vinegar substitute created with water, acetic acid, flavourings and colourings. Don't request it & use malt-vinegar from home (or bring your own).
     
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  14. In Australia they know you're a Pom if you ask for vinegar on your chips. It'll be white vinegar and you'll get it from a spray bottle because they use it for cleaning the windows. Funny people, bless em.
     
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  16. Did you not not know that John Brunning on Classic FM was a member of Mungo Jerry (and my mate / best man was a roadie for them for a while)? I went to school with John's sister.
     
  17. My first single was 'I taut I saw a puddy tat a tweeping up on me'............................No joke either.
     
  18. Obviously I was über cool. Even at 10yo.
     
  19. I never bought a single but my first album was Frank Zappa, Hot Rats. I went halfs with my big brother. I was in 1st year at secondary school. My earliest memories of music are of me dancing around the the living room to STV test card music on the TV when I was 3 or 4. I also remember the TV used to have interludes between programmes. One was of someone endlessly shaping a bowl on a potters' wheel. Riveting stuff..
     
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