Buggy's, pushchairs and prams or anything else designed to clog up the pavement and leave tire marks up the back of my leg
I have one myself, but have to say it.... Feckin cyclists....... Todays highway code dodger was walking with his bike the WRONG WAY, ON THE INSIDE LANE OF A FECKIN ROUNDABOUT LEADING ONTO A MOTORWAY SLIPROAD!!!!!!! aaaaaannd relax......
Fat people who say its a gland problem. it sure bloody is, your mouth gland. Tax on fat food is the way forward
Cyclists in Lycra. Look like sex pests, not sportsmen. It just look so fucking wrong on men, so so wrong.
Thin people who can eat cake after cake and still remain stick thin Thin tax, thats whats needed. for every 1 under 30, you pay 1% more tax. That will learn them.
I'd really hate to be a dragon. Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to try to blow out your birthday candles ?
Car drivers who; Drive through 50mph roads at 40 and carry on through 30mph sections Drive in winter with all the windows fogged up cos they're to fkn thick to work the a/c Leave a 3 car gap in front at the lights, then creep up to a normal point Hog the middle lane Swap lanes around busy motorway junctions without indicating Use fucking mobiles, put make up on, text and do other shit and think it's ok Wear any Form of hat That's all for now
Twats who start sentences with "so" and end them with "yeah?" Clever fuckers who don't buy anything, but source everything There's clearly more than I thought
