I'm A Fat B'strd

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Feb 7, 2015.

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  1. is fin on it too?
     
    #21 chizel, Feb 7, 2015
  2. lol thanks for the support!
     
    #22 chizel, Feb 7, 2015
  3. I know what you mean.............I'm knackered............

    I've been breathing since I got up this morning.
     
    #23 Ghost Rider, Feb 7, 2015
  4. Was your doc by any chance oriental. They always seem to see us UK fellas as fat bastards. That's what mine says about me anyway. Must stop calling him punkawalla maybe that has something to do with it.
     
    #24 ducati2242, Feb 7, 2015
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  5. i think it was his build that led hm to the obese conclusion.
     
    #25 finm, Feb 7, 2015
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  6. Looks like you just won yourself a seat on the mission to Mars - as a food source.

    I say seat, more of a bench I suppose.....

    :D
     
    #26 TT600, Feb 7, 2015
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  7. So in 2005 I ended up beIng blue lit to the local NHS A&E unit with a blood pressure of 195/160. I was poked and prodded, had fluids taken from various body parts, had X-rays, got hooked up to a cardiac thingy and spent the next 7 hours being monitored and fed drugs. Got discharged with a request to make an appointment with my GP eventually being prescribed an alpha blocker and a statin which I have been taking ever since. Was back in A&E several years later having separated a tendon from a bone in the back of my hand having gone over the handle bars of my MB when I copped a look at my records. Apparently being over 50, 6' 4" and 16 stone and having given up smoking 20 years previously, the doctor who treated me thought that I was old, over weight and being an ex smoker it was no surprise I was in such a shit state. Thankfully at 61, happy, healthy and still looking forward to track days at Cartagena, Brands and Silverstone, ACDC in Barcelona and retirement, I think he got it wrong. Andy
     
    #27 Android853sp, Feb 7, 2015
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  8. Do you mean he put an extra strong rear spring on it.
     
    #28 Birdie, Feb 7, 2015
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  9. 5'6".......:Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin::Smuggrin:

    i bet that 5' ..fook all really!:upyeah:
     
    #29 andyb, Feb 7, 2015
  10. which one?

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    #30 andyb, Feb 7, 2015
  11. #31 Exige, Feb 7, 2015
  12. Erm, the short one? :Finger:
     
    #32 Exige, Feb 7, 2015
  13. Erm, the short chubby one? :Happy:
     
    #33 Exige, Feb 7, 2015
  14. i gets ya....:Dummy:
     
    #34 andyb, Feb 7, 2015
  15. He means Snow white :)
     
    #35 Roadtrip, Feb 7, 2015
  16. Your a dinky dot
    You don't look fat to me

    Need to quit the fags though and get a wardrobe revamp :)
     
    #36 Ducbird, Feb 7, 2015
  17. These ads came up under your pic :)
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    #37 Ducbird, Feb 7, 2015
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  18. Your a dinky dot too :D
     
    #38 Ducbird, Feb 7, 2015
  19. :Hilarious:
     
    #39 Exige, Feb 7, 2015

  20. Ooooo I see a belly there chiz ditch the red wine and the sweeties ;)
     
    #40 Ducbird, Feb 7, 2015
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