I'm gonna be a Dad!!!!!!! Oh &?@&!!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by squeezey, May 4, 2012.

  1. Twins.
    I remember the nurse telling me there was twins in there. I could see that before she said it as there was two blobs floating about and even I knew that meant two children , bigger car, bigger house..... We already had one little girl and 3 kids was not in the plan.
    Fats forward 11 years and we've moved house once, gone through two schools , 4 x KTM mx bikes and now Cambridge United football academy have selected both boys to join so the MX bikes are gone.
    TBH , that's saved me a right packet and meant I can afford Ducati's instead of KTM's !!
     
  2. A very good idea but don't have JL as a roll model as he's a plonker a great rider yes but personality of a house brick.

    Remember when he gets a bit older say 6 years old get him a paper round and charge him house keep.
     
  3. I have a son I don't talk to because he is a thief..............but I discovered by chance I have a daughter who is older than him.

    Wierd............
     
  4. Surreal post of the week award goes to @Arquebus :)

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  5. My son is nearly 18 just passed his driving test bought himself a car and is out more than he is in
    I thought 18 would be ages away and here we are at a blink of an eye

    Daughter 14 going on 24 when using attitude

    Treasure every day they are little for just a few years
     
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  6. Well............what am I supposed to say............??

    Took ages for the little turd to come along and then he turns out to be a complete sh*te.
     
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  7. Whenever I see someone with twins I always want to grab then a coffee and give them a hug and tell them it will be OK.
     
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  8. Tell it how it is no point beating around the bush ... talking of beating cant you BEEP some sense into him ...
     
  9. Not when he is 32.........
     
  10. Fair point old lad lol
     
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