I was making my porridge this morning after having rum last night . Looked down and thought while the hell is my porridge brown? I'd put a teabag in my bowl and poured hot water on it .
I once spent some time cleaning the bike chain and could not work out why it was just getting more and more oily. Yup, I was cleaning the chain with chain lube! Doh!
I am such a moron for leaving perminant markers out. View attachment 11360 Wonder who's son this is ..... Groan