Our local school has become an academy. It's sponsored by IKEA. Standards may be fine, but assembly takes ages.
Try the sharia-compliant Islamic sex shop on El Asira: http://www.elasira.com/en/ The inflatable dolls are so authentic they even blow themselves up.
California is alleged to have the highest rates of adultery & depression. That's a sad state of affairs..
Quote - Dorothy Parker (1893-1967): "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
A dog walker has been found dead in our local park. Police have found the dog, but as yet they have no lead.
After struggling with schizophrenia & 3 failed attempts at suicide... My dyslexic mate finally passed his spelling test.
I was in our local Tesco last night, and I saw a man & a woman wrapped in a barcode. I think they were an item...
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
My mate organised a threesome last night. Apparently there were a couple of no shows, but he still had fun...
