My wife loves watching tennis on TV, but she's not happy about the constant grunting during women's matches. I'll have to try to be more quiet.....
Jordan's claim to have been raped by another celebrity have been dimissed by a court. Nobody could believe she had ever said 'no' to any man...
a wife tells her husband that when making her sons bed how she found a stash of bondage and punishment porn mags. she asked what to do ,he replies "fuck knows but whatever it is don't for gods sake spank him"
In bed with the wife last night & she asked me to treat her like a 'real woman'. So I put her on a zero hours contract & low wages.
My mate says his hobby is collecting empty bottles. Put that way, it sounds so much nicer than 'alcoholic'.
I've just learnt that a distant aunt has left me a priceless watch in her will. Hope it's not a wind up.
The Premature Ejaculation Society are holding their annual dinner dance next Friday. Dress code: Come in your pants.
2 nuns were cycling down a cobbled street... One said to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other replied, "Must be the cobbles."
