If you write them yourself, carry on as long as you like. The more the better. But if you are only going to copy and paste stuff unedited from elsewhere, maybe it's enough to post the link. Just my opinion.
Yep, a little balance wouldn't go amiss, I liked them initially but just couldn't be arsed to read them all after a while. I have the attention span of a gnat...
If The Bible had been written by university students, the Last Supper would have been eaten cold the next morning. Instead of creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, God would have put it off until the day before it was due & would have then pulled an all-nighter.
Q. What do you get when David Cameron promises to tell the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth? A. Three different answers.
I sent you a PM as a courtesy. But seeing as you want it out in the open, print the whole email rather than part of it that suits you. So here it is:- Hello, don't take this the wrong way, just constructive criticism. But there is far too much reading and to be honest people won't bother. A little and often works better than all at once. Welcome to the site. Phil So I didn't ask you to stop just make it shorter so folk will read them. Over to you now, even tho' this isn't the forum for this kind of goings on.
Q. What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a 'c', ands with a 't' and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle? A. A coconut.
I didn't know what to get my 9 year old Scouse nephew for his birthday, So I put 20 quid in his Nan's purse
The wife's Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb’s and some burgers. So that’s white rum, navy rum and Red Rum.
i like to sit on my missus for half an hour before sex , that way it feels like im shagging someone else.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 year and when he gets released...Bang! President of South Africa. That's how it works over there, right?
It amazes me how my wife's hearing abilities can change in an instant. When I ask for sex for instance, she can't hear a thing. But try to sneak out a fart ten seconds later and all hell breaks out.
