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[h=1]About Women[/h]A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden,
he said out of the blue, "Lord, please grant me one wish."

The sky clouded over above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have been faithful to me in every way, I will grant you one
wish."

The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive across anytime I
want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of
the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do
it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honour and glorify me." The man thought about it for a very long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to
know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent
treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can
make a woman truly happy."



The Lord replied, "Do you want two or three lanes on that bridge?"

 

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.

Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."

Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."

 

Proof that woodpeckers are smarter than chickens:

Whoever heard of Kentucky Fried Woodpecker?

 

My mate was going out with a Siamese twin.


But she dumped him because she found out he was screwing her sister behind her back.