Her - So what you been doing all day? :Sour: Me - Well I fixed the dodgy ballcock in the tank up in't loft creosoted the fencing in the back garden cut the grass front & back cut back the bush at the back of the garden cut back the other bushes down the steps so we can actually get to the back garden trimmed the hedge in the front garden cleaned the rabbit out siliconed round the shower tray you'll also notice there's no pots & pans on the drainer and hoovered downstairs :Smug: Her - But you haven't hoovered upstairs bet you've been messing with those bloody bikes all day :Rage: :Banghead:
That is always a worry. Fortunately she is some way away from that time in life when women start to become even more unpredictable than that have been up to that juncture!
If they want to be angry, they will find a reason. If you had have hoovered upstairs she'd have found another reason. "What have you been doing all day, yes you've made the house look mint but I bet you haven't spent any time trying to sort out peace in Syria have you? Been too busy playing with those bikes all day."
i notice the wee wumin folk are v.quite on this thread. what they up to? hoovering or at some Tupperware party maybe? round at their friends drinking tea and taking about curtains or sumit i bets ya.
I'm here in amongst the men Much better than a group of women talking sh*t Would rather wash and polish my car
To be fair, I hadn't done ought for ages (other than hoovering up, cue "I want to break free" ) been too busy f'cking about in the garage , she's working tonight and I've got a new chain & sprocket kit so it'll be a couple of hours in the garage a few bevvies admiring the tidy garden and a catchup on Breaking Bad and I'll have that surround sound on as loud as I like hope she doesn't see this :Chicken: oh and better remember to water the flowers :Blackeye:
Don't worry Toby, I know exactly what it's like with mine. Every now and then you have to be a good boy and know that it'll just keep her off your back some other time. My problem is she catches me procrastinating or staring at my handy work that I have completed. When I did the garden I sat and had a good 20 minute stare. Apparently I should have been moving on to the next job.
