Keanu Reeves, His Story

Says who? I'm in Medellín...

 

Whoosh ?

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@5.4350772,-76.2707594,7.46z

 

Thought it might have been a music reference not a geographical fact!

 

I’ve seen more animated acting from a plank of wood.

 

Very cool, seems like a decent lad.

 

And the second sequel, Bill and Ted Face the music

 

then you'd have to get in a particular area of the police force wouldn't you - special something? was it The Special Section??

 

Tempted

 

can't think for the life of me, I know it's a splinter group.

 

Wooden’t you know it ,
You’re way too fast for me!

 

well I am an Elder

 

Wood references? Get knotted you load of planks. The man is a root and branch good guy.

 

He's a tall guy mind...

 

picture of the year ^^^^

 

It is particularly hilariously bad.

 

rubbish, you look every bit the celeb, got a Bruce Willis/Anthony Hopkins thang going on there..

 

charismatic in an abbreviated sort of way. More Kojack/Shrek.