There was some earnest and sound advice being put forward on this very serious topic. :Cigar: Trust you to be silly. :Bag:
I'd be concerned about the quality of the plating on the metalwork. Have you experimented with any polishes that might help keep it in good shape, or perhaps appealed for advice on current trends in the world of detailing? Also, with the onset of winter, do you plan to keep the unit in service, or perhaps treat it with a fine aerosol mist of anti corrosive product? If so, now might be a good time for a reminder to avoid getting any over spray on the rubber.
Yes, Silly. That's clearly a 'Ducati' illuminated paper weight you have hung on your wall and not a key ring. You're fooling no one.