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Knocking One Out (for A Noble Cause)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Oct 30, 2014.

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    each to their own.
     
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  2. i know, common guys get a grip;), family friendly forum. btw.
     
    #22 finm, Oct 30, 2014
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  3. Anyway i think we are all missing the point here! the UK needs us and i for one am prepared to tool up... who's comming? it may be a shot in the dark but im up for it.....
     
  4. Come now Viv, we're all people of the world, a little self-help is perfectly natural and we've all had a bash, so to speak. And it sure helps shorten these cold winter nights, although like everything else it needs to be taken in moderation. I myself fell victim to a debilitating ailment called Orangecock syndrome, although it wasn't as debilitating as I'd feared; apparently my nocturnal habit of eating Wotsits while while watching babestation was entirely to blame...
     
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  5. If i told you the nurses at the Birmingham bank "help" a little, would there be a ride out?
     
  6. I think what you are saying is there is too much of my Viking Sperm knocking about - sorry :Happy:
     
  7. Yes. Perhaps if you did it indoors rather than at the local swimming baths...
     
  8. on tissues?
     
  9. sex is good, but you cant beat the real thing....
     
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  10. British royalty also supports the principle of letting someone else do the work - at least Prince Charles did on his first marriage
     
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  11. Good job they're twins, no porridge stirring this time! :Angelic:
     
  12. Just been doing some on-line banking. Back now.

    What'ya all doing?
     
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  13. Yes I did :)
     
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  14. Both thatcher and Reagan had that ,can't see much viking in them.

    My brother has it, uses his 'interestingly' shaped little finger to rest his pint on.
     
  15. I had an op and they cut stuff out so as to straighten in a bit. My next finger along is next. Ive effectively got only 2 fingers and a thumb left on my left hand. Useful enough against the French and Fin.
     
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  16. You dirty bumming bastard :Wideyed:
     
  17. Imagination was good, but they never really never did much else after that.
     
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  18. keh? think you got the wrong end of the stick! (so to speak)
     
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  19. Nope, gay boy :Jawdrop:
     
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