Been experimenting with self medication. Every evening even though I’m not hungry I’ve forced meself to eat something hot trying expel the bastard lurgy demon. Day 1 Curried beans, beans+curry powder+ chilli flakes+ raisins (dunno why, i just like em). 2 Spaghetti hoops, the same. 3 Alhpabet spaghetti, the same. 4 beans again, Can’t beat veriety It seems to be working a bit, so I told our Maude she could come back in our bedroom last night. She’d flatly refused due to the more than usual snoring and snerching over the weekend. Apparently I’ve been kicking out, punching the pillow and sitting bolt upright and me heads been turning from side to side. I went to bed early but didn’t really nod off properly. Seemed to remember the door opening after about an hour and someone saying, “ohh you dirty bastard” then closing it again
Boom...Jimmy Tarbrush - right there ! Yeah - she gets around...bloody slapper...she'll do anything for a bottle of proseco... If fact...she has...came home with 4 bottles yesterday from "her customers"....somethin's up i tells ya...
