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Medical Advice ...seriously

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by AirCon, Nov 25, 2014.

  1. So eventually the good bacteria comes back on it's own and my 30' tract slows down from brisk walking pace to 400mm an hour? My large intestine will eventually decide to come off strike and return to work.
    Any doctors out there?
    I assume the body decides that we don't want any of that water back in the system, so it can stay in the food...turn off Colon.
     
  2. 2days you will be fine.
    might be in nappies for a bit longer tho.
     
  3. I always said if I can't sort out the bathroom stuff.....it's turn to turn off the switch....must find that living will!!
    I think the missus is looking for the cartridges for the 12 bore.
     
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  4. :smile:
     
  5. When men were men and patients were secondary to imaging excellence. I was knee high to a kipper and knew nowt.... 3 decades later and I now know what a kipper is and know more than I'd like to about healthcare. Which is why I drink lots of beer and try not to worry about it.

    How's the symptoms? Ready for the hooker and drugs yet? That'll be a sure sign you're healed!!!!
     
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  6. Anyone else got VD?
     
  7. And I'm still trying to work out why @higgy748 disliked my post!

    :D:Woot:
     
  8. don't understand why nicola got two down votes. crazy.
     
  9. Well, she didn't get 3 down
     
  10. The down vote could be finger trouble on a hudl or ipad...I have to correct loads of mine.
     
  11. You are so old school... STI now.
     
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  12. think it might of been nicola, some people have no taste.
     
  13. Coke is good when recovering from a tummy bug.
    The caffeine and sugar give you a boost and don't feed the bug as food would.
     
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  14. Make sure it's flat though
     
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  15. With a bag of ready salted crisps.
     
  16. Don't really like coke or Pepsi, need to add vodka or rum to take away the taste.
     
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  18. Lol
     
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