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Please accept, with no obligation express or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally responsible, socially conscientious, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holidays, practiced within the conventional traditions of the religious persuasion or secular convictions of your choice (without prejudice to the religious or secular persuasions and/or convictions of others or their choice to have no religious or secular practices at all). May you have a fiscally profitable, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated forthcoming time period as defined by the onset of the Gregorian calendar year 2020 (but not without due respect for the calendars defined by other cultures and with due regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical disabilities, religious faith, political commitments, choice of operating system, or sexual orientation of yourself as the recipient).
Allways a pleasure to read your messages. I enclose a picture of my bike which I did sell earlier. It has a subtle image in the background which I am sure helped the sale. Best wishes for the new year. I shall send a picture of my ducati special machine in preparation for the 2020 season. Love David