Merry Xmas, Add A Sentence

Some members are so deep
They give me the bends.

 

Ding dong merrily on high,
In heaven the bells are ringing,
The duke has been known to tell a lie,
But when he's not, he's usually whinging.
Glor, oooor, ooorr, ooor, ooor, oorr, ooor, ooooria, Hosanna in excelsis!

 

Looks like peanut has hacked chocobo
Shit's about to get real, I wish it weren't so

 

hmm.
at crimbo time when i was a lad
all i wanted was scalextric
i'm older now and a feel so sad
because of fucking ......customers wanting me to fix shit when i should be on holiday.
cvnts.

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to reside
On the Ducati Forum every day.

 

Ever thought about giving it all up and becoming a greetings card writer?

 

tramping through the snow
talking bollox as we go
getting sucked in to the pish on here
instead of making doe.

 

If reading this thread has made you ill
Doctors have come up with a new Forum pill
It will make you wax lyrical and brighten the day
And in 36 1/2 hours it will all go away.

 

are you listening mr moderator
take heed the warning from this debator
beware the one with the detonator
its the wrong place and time, for a procrastinator

teehee. just messing.

 

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Merry Xmas, Add A Sentence.........
I can't think of anything..........
............so I will sit on the fence............

 

Whilst North of the Wall, the Wildlings are stinking ...

 

coming back on here leter
might not then be a risk worth taking.
but then again than smell of shite
is from those that's been forsaken

 

Nicola's pish has confused their thinking...

 

As independence is slowly sinking