Merry Xmas, Add A Sentence

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Dec 24, 2019.

  1. But some on here don't have an inkling.....
     
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  2. calm doon my son and take a pill.
    that's no way to talk about yersel
    you will never find non more blind
    its Brexit England that's sinking
     
  3. And still they ramble without any free thinking.....
     
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  4. fin, for no rhyme or reason,
    your not getting in the mood for the season
    take your own chill pill
    and remember it's the season of good will
    now's the time not to waste
    try being happy and with good taste
     
  5. But make haste
    Forget where you are based
    Join in with less distaste..........
     
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  6. It's soon the time for dirt and skirts
    too much booze and subtle flirts
    don't let that stop a happy day
    for soon it will be hogmanay
     
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  7. its not to be unexpected
    that noob will turn it
    on those affected
    start his pish on every forum.
    man, that cunt lacks decorum.
     
  8. thank god for the grumpy male spinster
    whose cries never go beyond grrrrr westminster
    it's time for a happy day chap chap
    or go and lay down for your grumpy man nap nap
     
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  9. In this season of joy,
    There is a particular boy,
    Who's not getting into the spirit,
    For even a single minute....
     
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  10. well, you aint no secret santa
    cant take it comin right back at yah
    on here playing it big,
    dude, I;v seen yer pic.
    buy a wig.
     
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  11. to much grumpy makes you not want to mingle
    even with father chris crinkle
    so stop with your indi chants
    you keep looking like mr grumpy pants
     
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  12. Doesn't like being challenged and starts getting flustered,
    Produces so much hot wind, he should be called blustered,
    But if he left this place and went elsewhere to dwell,
    Who would we turn to that didn't know how to spell?
     
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  13. that's really odd thing to say.
    that I don't enjoy Christmas day
    here I am prepping crimbo dinner
    honestly, take a look in the mirror.
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    why so angry, why the pish
    it not because yer english
    why the temper when you type.
    know one else believes yer hype.
    .
    your not that daft but act quite silly
    take some time and play with yer willy.
    but maybe theres yer prob
    when you go to look, you have no nob.
     
  14. on the strength of this prose, a Forum Calendar beckons
    let's run it past Tel and see what he reckons?
     
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  15. Well it's been fun, but I cannot delay,
    I have to pop out and pick up the take-away. :)
     
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  16. Come on fin, you're no fun
    let's get the happyness back in you son
    You spent too long at the old man grumpy table
    let's get you back to being stable
    It's christmas time a season of goodwill
    stop eating those angry pills
     
  17. oh dear chiz, what have you started
    why cant these arses be dearly departed;
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    coming on here too full of beer
    i'm pretty certain there both queer.
    .
    they think their funny they think their cleaver.
    its obvious neither gets to bang a beaver.
    .
    its such a shame it should be fun.
    they can carry on but feck this shit.
    I'm done.
     
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  18. What a collection of Ducati wankers
    Fussing & flirting over what they hankers
    If I had it my way I’d have Christmas bi yearly
    Lets get it over so we can ride out soon it’s what’s missing quite clearly
     
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  19. Poor old fin, not even a smile
    only 200 yards up the 8 mile
    we won't give up on you chap
    go lay down for that grumpy man nap nap
     
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