I thought this one would have come up . I was going to type the mis-heard line ... ..... but then I remembered this -
A couple of years ago at work I was in the mess room, probably 40 guys in there I’d got my apple bud earphones in and was singing along to a track.. I noticed a group of the younger dockers pointing at me and laughing so I went over and asked why.. they asked what was that I was trying to sing... thinking I was down with the kids here and about to impress them I told them I was listening to Megan Trainer and her hit song “ it’s all about the bass” they went on to say how they thought I’d got the lyrics wrong.. One of them said, she sings “ it’s all about the bass, about the bass, no treble.. I incorrectly thought I was singing the right lyrics, my version was... “ it’s all about the bass, about the bass, no Gerbil” ... I must admit it had crossed my mind why she had no gerbil, I guessed she must of left the cage door open.. Every time I see them now they remind me of my MEGAn Error... X
Frank Sinatra “fly me to Dunoon” instead of “fly me to the moon“ and instead of “If you are go to San Francisco “ I hear “ if you are going to Lesmahagow”
My sister in law was adamant in the ABBA track Super Trouper the line was "beans are gonna blind me".
Dexys Midnight Runners. Come On Eileen. I’m sure he warbles ‘sucking spunk’ In the 2nd verse. Listen to it. And tell me what the fuck he’s singing. I can’t unhear it....
Creedence Clearwater Revival -Proud Mary Big wheel keep on turnin’; Primary keep on burning’ Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ on the river.
“Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with colitis goes by”