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Mis-heard Lyrics

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, May 17, 2020.

  1. Perhaps the Brown Dirt Cowboy can help.....
     
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  2. :oops:
     
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  3. I thought this one would have come up .
    I was going to type the mis-heard line ...
    ..... but then I remembered this - :)

     
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  4. I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone..
     
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  5. So was Sting singing "I feel Sue Lawley" or not?
     
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  6. "In the Gecko" Elvis Presley..
     
  7. " Little Red Courgette" Prince..
     
  8. Coldplay -Paradise.....Parrots eyes.
     
  9. A couple of years ago at work I was in the mess room, probably 40 guys in there I’d got my apple bud earphones in and was singing along to a track.. I noticed a group of the younger dockers pointing at me and laughing so I went over and asked why.. they asked what was that I was trying to sing... thinking I was down with the kids here and about to impress them I told them I was listening to Megan Trainer and her hit song “ it’s all about the bass”

    they went on to say how they thought I’d got the lyrics wrong..

    One of them said, she sings “ it’s all about the bass, about the bass, no treble.. I incorrectly thought I was singing the right lyrics, my version was... “ it’s all about the bass, about the bass, no Gerbil” ...

    I must admit it had crossed my mind why she had no gerbil, I guessed she must of left the cage door open..

    Every time I see them now they remind me of my MEGAn Error... X
     
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  10. Frank Sinatra

    “fly me to Dunoon” instead of “fly me to the moon“

    and instead of “If you are go to San Francisco “ I hear “ if you are going to Lesmahagow”
     
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  11. Van Halen, Panama, "I reach down between my legs and squeeze my seed bag."
     
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  12. My sister in law was adamant in the ABBA track Super Trouper the line was "beans are gonna blind me".:)
     
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  13. "Go and get stuffed" Billy Ocean
     
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  14. "A penis" Ken Dodd (showing my age)



    feel certain that Ken was well aware.
     
    #34 Chris, May 18, 2020
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  15. This is a whole song of misheard lyrics and our very own @noobie even gets a mention at 0:44

     
  16. Dexys Midnight Runners. Come On Eileen. I’m sure he warbles ‘sucking spunk’ In the 2nd verse. Listen to it. And tell me what the fuck he’s singing. I can’t unhear it....
     

  17. Oh man..........did you have to? Please no!

    now I won’t I hear that either

    you are a bad man ;-)
     
  18. Creedence Clearwater Revival -Proud Mary

    Big wheel keep on turnin’;
    Primary keep on burning’
    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ on the river.
     
  19. And another CCR from Bad Moon Rising -

    "There’s a bathroom on the right"
     
  20. “Picture yourself in a boat on a river
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
    A girl with colitis goes by”
     
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