It's like you are just dying to be told you've been a naughty boy. I'm sure there are places you could go if that's your thing.
Nearly mate, was just getting up for day shift. 2 days, 2 nights. 4 off. Every 5th set, 14 off. That's how we roll
Wha'? Concerning weekends, I am told two things - 1. I get weekends off 2. I have to work weekends if required It's not as confusing as it sounds.