Did you read it fast, not realising it was all a joke about reliability? I wasn't able for some reason this time to insert smilies to make it more obvious.
Having attended to the electrical degradation of 25 years, replacing all corrosive contact parts with diamonds, and cable with noodles instead of spaghetti, and ending up with an utterly reliable bike, I have come to the confident conclusion that my bike is not what it says it is - a Ducati, but in fact a cheap CHinese copy ( I found it for sale on ebay). Lucky me! (that's not say I have anything against spaghetti)
