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Nadine Dorries suspended as Tory MP

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. God willing, of course.

    Wow, John, what a horrible thing to call someone. Just call her a cunt, no need to be offensive, fella.
     
    #21 Loz, Nov 7, 2012
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  2. Even more offensive would be Blairite :eek:

    The conclusion I am coming to is that most of them are cunts and those that aren't cunts will probably become cunts.
     
    #22 johnv, Nov 7, 2012
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  3. Now you're just being cuntentious :tongue:
     
    #23 Loz, Nov 7, 2012
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  4. Wierdo!!
     
    #24 Nothingbettertodo, Nov 7, 2012
  5. Tory Bliar?
     
    #25 funkyrimpler, Nov 8, 2012
  6. Blimey Tel, it would need more than Stella goggles and doubled up his n hers bags to even contemplate touching her. Please tell me you are taking the piss.
     
    #26 efcbluepete, Nov 8, 2012
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  7. For a Gilf I think she's passable :tongue:
     
    #27 El Toro, Nov 8, 2012
  8. I would definitely pass...


    but, one mans meat, and all that. :biggrin:
     
    #28 efcbluepete, Nov 8, 2012
  9. I'll have your go too then :upyeah:
     
    #29 El Toro, Nov 8, 2012
  10. Bonking nutters now.

    Is this where Jimmy Savile has led us?
     
    #30 gliddofglood, Nov 8, 2012
  11. i didn't say I wanted to talk to her about the meaning of life :biggrin:
     
    #31 El Toro, Nov 9, 2012
  12. ah well, another mans floor is another mans ceiling...
     
    #32 funkyrimpler, Nov 9, 2012
  13. Guys - I'm from Scotland. 'a Tory MP' - can you explain that? :biggrin:
     
    #33 Pict, Nov 12, 2012
  14. Tory MP = One that differs from a norm, especially a person whose behavior and attitudes differ from accepted standards. And likes to dress in womens clothing whilst hanging by the neck and biting on an orange.
     
    #34 El Toro, Nov 12, 2012
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  15. Nadine Dorries has been surrounded by reptiles, rats and creepycrawlies. Then she left, and flew to Australia for a TV show.
     
    #35 Pete1950, Nov 12, 2012
  16. Great tits!

    Sorry, I was mistaken, I have just seen willow tits in the garden.
     
    #36 Stressed Hippo, Nov 12, 2012
  17. Pict, Can you explain Tony Blair and Gordon Brown?
     
    #37 ariel, Nov 13, 2012
  18. A survey in Mid-Bedfordshire has shown that 97% of her constituents are in favour of Nadine Dorries being covered in maggots and cockroaches while she is forced to eat kangaroo testicles. Unfortunately there is less support for her being paid £40,000 for the weeks she will be away from Parliament.
     
    #38 Pete1950, Nov 13, 2012
  19. #39 mattmccabebrown, Nov 14, 2012
  20. #40 El Toro, Nov 15, 2012
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