One bike, One car, One dog, One cat, One wife (albeit No.4 --- does that count?), Seven guns, Two strimmers, Two mowers, Two hedgecutters, Two mitresaws, Five vacuum cleaners, Two computers, Twelve Rooms, Seventeen Radiators, Twenty windows, No money.
No motorcycles and women (wives) don't always mix.................trouble is, I like both.....................
As a household - 3 cars , 2 bikes , 4 pushbikes - No guns - 4 TVs - 3 radios only one vacuum - have 13 rooms but only 15 Windows - cat dog Martin - 5 antique cupboards - I don't have enough shoes I recon only 20 pairs - and only 3 handbags ! Shameful
Most of them tbh..........apparently there's one where food materialises, one where the washing happens, one where clothes are ironed (whatever all those things mean) and I only go in the garage to take the bikes out or to put them away
OK...........I have just had a recount..............(I have so many rooms I forgot some)....... ......15 rooms (we use all of them) excluding the big hallway and the two in the workshop building (and that's another four windows)....Two TVs, Five wardrobes (only one is mine), three crash helmets (all mine), three sets of leathers, loads of bloody grass that I have to cut (because someone else doesn't know how to start a mower), two gun cupboards, millions of books (about 10 are mine), two drawing boards (in a dedicated studio, about 100 pictures and paintings (that I have done - some on the walls), four variations of ladders, three heaps of foliage that I am going to have to burn (because someone doesn't know how to start a fire - not with flame anyway) two driveways one for 11 cars and one for two cars, five hundred feet or more of hedge and a bloody big bill I'm going to get for decorating the house inside and out.
Yep, I have planes too............I think I have seven................. Woodworking tools you mean? PS....I think 'showing off' is posting having 18 cars and twenty sixty hundred bikes..... .......that's why I posted.......
10 bikes and three cars one of which hasn't turned a wheel for best part of 15 years - anyone want a 5ltr Trans Am? used to run great til I hit slightly hard times and had to lay it up. Just bought a 4ltr supercharged Daimler for weekend fun so could do with the space now. That's my bit of waving done
Sod the bra..........just the pictures............ BTW........Six pairs of new military boots ready for the winter and dog walking in the wet.......
