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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by finm, Jan 22, 2015.

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  1. I was multi-tasking......because the Pall Mall was so long, if I turned my head to the right with one in my mouth, it would hit the side window of the Mini.....

    .......so as I was indicating and turning right at the time, I used my mouth to flip the fag upwards a bit so it missed the window.......

    but it went to far upright and was just at the right length to go up my nose.

    Instead of going right, I went straight across the T junction and hit the drive-in bank wall.
     
    #41 Ghost Rider, Jan 23, 2015
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  2. i can multitask. i can f..ki lots of things up all in one fair swoop..
     
    #42 finm, Jan 23, 2015
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  3. I don't know about multi-tasking but the stuff Al can do with a cigarette - incredible!

    Please don't tell me that wimmins can multi-task because they fucking cannot :Facepalm:
     
    #43 Loz, Jan 23, 2015

  4. Calm down mr :)

    I have never said I can multi task just that I can apply lip gloss while driving anything else no chance I can't even talk with my mouth full *angelic*
     
    #44 Ducbird, Jan 23, 2015
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  5. I basically cauterized my nose even before I had a nose bleed......(which I got from the other nostril when I hit the wall)
     
    #45 Ghost Rider, Jan 23, 2015
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  6. you crashed it? excellent. :Hilarious::smile:
     
    #46 finm, Jan 23, 2015
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  7. Hey it's Friday... Everyone down the pub.
     
    #47 Carr01, Jan 23, 2015
  8. Well, I think anyone would have done the same because the fag came out, but it left the burning tip in there....it wouldn't come out.
     
    #48 Ghost Rider, Jan 23, 2015
  9. I have a vision of that in my mind :Wideyed: banked it :Bag:
     
    #49 Exige, Jan 23, 2015
  10. I threw a stub out the window once and it came back in the passenger window - melted a big hole in my best jacket :(
     
    #50 Char, Jan 23, 2015
  11. Been there, done that, with a t-shirt of immense sentimental value :(
     
    #51 Loz, Jan 23, 2015
  12. malbura lights where hellish for that, the ends falling out and wrecking yer stuff.
     
    #52 finm, Jan 23, 2015
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  13. Marlborough Lights are like smoking mountain air
    Not as bad as Peter Stuyvesant....when what you inhale is cleaner than the air you normally breathe...:Angelic:
     
    #53 Lightning_650, Jan 23, 2015
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  14. cool packet tho.
     
    #54 finm, Jan 23, 2015
  15. I have a Raffles pound note somewhere
     
    #55 Char, Jan 23, 2015
  16. Swap ya for some Embassy coupons LOL
     
    #56 Lightning_650, Jan 23, 2015
  17. Ahhhh that's bought back memories of my grandad :)
     
    #57 Ducbird, Jan 23, 2015
  18. Oy!...cheeky cow....it's not that long ago...next you'll be saying you don't remember Green Shield stamps...maybe it is that long ago....time for a lie-down....
     
    #58 Lightning_650, Jan 23, 2015
  19. Lol yep I remember green shield stamps my grandad saved those too *angelic*
     
    #59 Ducbird, Jan 23, 2015
  20. And I have a 5 million Deutschmark note somewhere.....................


    ...but it's worth about one potato.
     
    #60 Ghost Rider, Jan 23, 2015
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