Nicknames

A lad at school used to be Spunk Bubble because of his massive head.

 

Of course now she is great but perhaps back in the day she was considered to smell bad and be slimy?

 

Kid at school was named Isaiah as he was slightly deformed and one eye was higher than the other.

 

you cant say someone was slightly deformed!!! can ya?

 

Mildly lopsided???

 

Spent 22 yrs in the Royal Navy so have a few. One of my favourites:

Throm short for thrombosis as he was a slow moving clot.

 

Different times Chiz, different times - we had a girl called Spanky at school, and not because she liked being spanked not politically correct these days and rightly so

 

I’ve got a few

Borris.
Chad or Chadam.
Treacle, Treach, treetrunk, creature, Treacher the love Creature.
Greek Statue.
Basher.
Ad.
Ads.
Guns.
Gun show.


It really is endless haha

 

Had a mate called John Senior.He would turn up at peoples houses at anytime of the night,saying"I seen your light on".

 

My nickname was sledge as I was always being pulled by dogs

 

I have a poster of her over my bed to prevent premature ejaculation

 

We had an apprentice buider called Lightning cos he never strikes the same place twice!

 

Steaming Fist - a lad never seen without a cup of tea
The Moth - A clumsy Crane Operator who had an attraction to hitting and breaking lights with the load

 

we called a lad at school mumbo coz his mum had bad b.o.

 

actually there was another kid. We called him bagdad. he used his dads bag for school.

 

worked with a guy we called whadduck.........his surname was hunt!

 

We call one of my mates Shergar because he has a long head and another Waynekar because his name is Wayne Carr.

A little off track but I went to an all boys school and the teachers had to be called master before their surname when addressing them. The French teachers name was Bates.....you can picture the rest.

 

Mine was Galaxy when I was younger.
Because I was smooth and creamy....

 

I forgot one, my mate Dave or as he's now always called..............Dave-Ja-Vu

I was in Japan with him a few years back and wanted to buy a new Arai helmet from the world's biggest seller of Arai in Ueno (Tokyo). Anyhoo, because he had been to Japan before and the subway and train system is utterly baffling, he said he'd go with me to stop me getting lost .............. We ended up going through the same station 5 times on the journey and he was a lost as I was. So I called him Dave-Ja-Vu that day and every day since.