true, but once you lot have got hold of it, it'll be more tattered that the black pearls' sails! looks like i'll be banging it in her nose then. at least that'll still be tight... fuck nose!?!
Most women are what I class as head fucks. But there are head fucks that are worth the time and effort and I have to say nigela is worth it all day and night long and a little bit more with a cherry on top
This is one lady I could put up with telling me not to touch her boobs once a month cause they hurt!!! I would be honoured for her to ask " is that all you bloody think about " and be in heaven if she said " what do you mean you want it? It was only bloody 6 weeks since you last had it"
I would even tell her she was the best thing ever to happen to me and I loved her without being pissed
I would take her out on the back of my bike but I don't think they make crash helmets big enough. Oh, and it doesn't have a wheelie bar.
She's not my favourite woman, but in the absence of a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac landlady she'll have to do.
Nah! She can have it big time! I would put myself out to be as filthy as I could with her, then not return her calls for a couple of weeks!... Dorty biatch!!
Nigella Lawson has told a court she is "not proud" of having used drugs.BBC News - Nigella Lawson 'not proud of drug use'
