A Wiganer on Mastermind:- "Name three Olympic events beginning with the letter "T" " Thundred meters, Thigh jump and Thurdles.
In a recent survey 75% of scousers declared they'd had sex in the shower. The other 25% hadn't been to prison yet
This Northerner / Southerner thing is all a bit silly, it is only meant to antagonise - something which I cannot condone. After all everyone knows Northerners are far superior with bigger willies and Southerners are all needle dicks with fluffy tendencies. Thanks for listening
Kids in Liverpool are part of a new Government initiative in schools, aimed at young northerners. Finger Painting has been added to the curriculum to prepare them for fingerprinting later in life.