Obviously I'm Not Well

When shopping for my multi, the missus walked over to a gen 1 and said “look, this is a multistrada and is only £4500”. The salesman sees an opportunity and pounces on her whilst I’m trying to shield my eyes from the multi and whisk her out of the shop.

 

You'll relive this experience, you mark my words.

 

JH, why you taking your mrs with you to buy a bike? dude, buy a scrambler

 

That there harley sure is a pretty thing.

 

Passing a bike shop in the car and swung it in the car park quick before she could complain.

 

There are places you can go you know.......



(Yes, I had Multi's but I can be fickle now their gone)

 

Give one a test ride if you haven't already, (1200s) remembering the adage 'you don't stare at the mantle when your poking the fire'
This should help make you make your mind up.

 

One of these? Really?

Its the inspiration for the Hardly Doesanything Bush Pig.

 

Imaginge this in a vile grey colour with a massive exhaust? Yep its cousin is made by HD Inc!


Though fortunately the Murikans didn't put a staircase seat on theirs.

 

It's actually known as a "President and Melania seat" in the US.

 

Step away Jez, they are too manly for you

 

How could that possibly be true? You have one FFS!

 

But, by god, if you think the 1200 is ugly, the fuglystratada 1*00 will have you gauging your eyes out

 

I'm very comfortable in my masculinity

 

Is it the toxic kind?

Or the kind that's real and not made up?

 

It's the breakfast of champions kind, ride the fugly, I guarantee you will get off smiling and glad you did, a much underated machine. Pussies who need electrics to ride need not apply

 

Noob you probably ride that thing with a dark visor so no one can see your face?

 

I notice that you push the bike's rideability and real-world performance. These are not the issues, I know that they ride well, in the right hands.

No, it is the looks that you are ignoring. They look like an arse that has been smacked by another arse so that both arses are angry, upset and planning ugly, ugly revenge upon each other. We are talking giga-ugly here. Universes have been destroyed for much, much less. Quantum ugliness.

 

Sam, ignore the doubters, the fugly is the most fun on a bike you will ever have on such a small budget.

As to the looks being off putting, most blokes in here would be single if the women in their life judged them by looks

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In summer you ride the Freeking Fugly.