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Off Topic Replies To Posts In Oh-so-serious Threads

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Loz, Apr 21, 2015.

  1. :(

    I'll wait for a second opinion from you before I give this up.
     

  2. Bless you Loz :)
     
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  3. Were you talking to yourself :)
     
  4. Crawler!
     
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  5. Oh thank Goat.

    I was afraid this was going to be about Katie Hopkins.
     
  6. Dare I ask?

    :Eggonface:

    Oh! You mean new models! D'oh!
     
  7. You dirty old man.
     
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  8. i am currently to grumpy to offer any sensible advice/ thought to any fing post. :mad::smile:.
     
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  9. Grumpy Bastard :Finger:
     
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  10. :Rage: Let it out man, :Muted: no good will come from bottling it all up :upyeah:!
     
  11. that was only a superficial smile. the grumpiness remains.
    me to customer if i turn that it's gonna break. put your van of the road for at least a week. customer to me no prob, me to customer ok but it's just broke, customer to me it was fine when i drove it in i aint paying. all done in front of him. i hate the freekin motor trade. full of fing chancers.
     
  12. Some times only a punch will do :punch:
     
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  13. Indemnity clause to be signed on jobsheet before work started, a "permission to work" & "shit happens" signature :upyeah:.
     
  14. indemnity clause wont stop him slagging you off. i offer a no fix no fee serice here, but if he thinks i am pulling the box for free he can ram it.
     
  15. I want my van back
     
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  16. I want a van
     
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  17. come get it. i will help you push it out the car park for ya.
     
  18. Fin, you're doing it wrong....

    I've a 58 Mazda 6 that I'm just about to sell and its got a f'ing airbag light on..
    Don't want to know what Mazda would charge for stripping out a door, airbag etc etc.

    Goes to the local garage today and he tells me he's not interested.

    Comes home and dusted out the fuse box and give it a light spray. No surprise, no change..

    Onto the electric oracle and the first advice is to 'wiggle the wires and connections under the front door well and the radio....'

    It only feckin worked!!!!!!

    You guys in the motor trade have it made....

    And today's motto, "Wiggle it a bit and push in firmly.." Can't wait for Mrs J to get home......:Wacky:
     
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  19. so I see
     
  20. fix it first
     
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