Maybe they should call it something catchy, like errr maybe Superlite, yeah that's it, a 900ss superlite. Ducati, feel free to send a me the loyalty cheque
I've owned a few Alfa's and they're very similar to owning a Ducati. You know they don't really make sense and it could all end in tears and if you thought about it long enough you'd slap yourself across the face and go and buy something boring instead but they have something like Ducati's do that makes you forget sense and follow heart not your head.