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Petrol Queues.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by yellowducmaniac, Sep 25, 2021.

  1. Don't fret. You'll be back there soon. If there's no chicory shortage.
     
  2. Our old house was at the end of a cul-de-sac (posh for a dead end street) there was a nurse who was actually working in an office job throughout covid but when all the sheep jumped on the pot banging at 20.00 on a Thursday she would walk up and down checking that everyone was present. I bet she’d jump a queue to get petrol.
     
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  3. Four hundred thousand drivers short?! How many should there be then?
     
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  6. Fits better than the other puns :upyeah:
     
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  7. Chris is the man with the Golden Pun.:upyeah:
     
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  8. eh, about 400k more than there is now? :p
    but knowing the source of this info, there is, shurly shum mishtake...:innocent:
     
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  10. If they all dressed like this lady, then i don't mind them jumping the queue whatsoever.
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  11. Poland have 150k short alone apparently. But fact still remains: it want a problem 2 weeks ago, travel is still way down what it is, so other than media hyping it up (potentially fuel co’s like BP too) and RHA making up numbers as they go and failing to qualify their statements, nothing has changed
     
  12. And what if they dressed like that but didn’t look like that?
     
  13. Something like this?
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  14. Oooh Matron!
     
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  15. "From Saudi with Love"?
     
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  16. Oh we have a street that wanted to get out there every night and after the first one I didn't bother, apart from to put the bin out, which felt rather 'red carpet' as I always got a round of applause :)

    I do remember a chaps grandkid over the road once say 'oh he's out now look grandad ' as though there had been some chuntering they'd only seen me out there once giving a golf clap

    Well little kid, whilst the rest of the street are either retired or furloughed, I was trying to keep a business afloat and jobs in place for about 100 staff to come back to....I'm tired, frazzled head, think about that the next time mummy buys you a nerf gun from a job that's been kept afloat for her.......failing that we can sort it out over a game of nuggies and I'm going first you little shit
     
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  17. I remember ending a very long cycle ride at clap o'clock. I was riding down my road while all the neighbours were clapping me in, I even began punching the air.
    Heroic... :D
     
  18. you do remember that you’re talking to Drinky right? ;)
     
  19. Run for the hills and don't stop until you get there.
     
  20. I was going to bracket 'for me'. o_O
     
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