hohohum who needs a closet... nah just liberating mrs edition and believe me - the armed forces would struggle to liberate that
You liberated your misses, then she took off with your cash n kids. Probably didn't like the bum sex you insist on having.
ahhhh 6 out of 10. sort of lost the comic dynamic there. I have enough cash to go around. im flush matey but i sense your hurtin. we all need a fat bird for christmas. mine will be in my oven. yours will be sat opposite