We seem to have lost sight of the fact that it wasn't actually Nigella that was claiming to have "had it tough" - it was some chinless "luvvie" commentor on Radio 4 talking about her...
Yeah, and I had the cops on me door step again about the wife.... They said 'why do you keep beating her' And I said 'Its mainly down to my superior mass, fancy footwork and dazzling hand speed'