Insanity. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Paranoia breeds success
Mae West. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Ferris bueller. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop once in while to look at what's going on round you, you just might miss it.
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." "I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." Noel Coward (both).
Prince Phillip putting his foot in it once again while visiting a hospital recently. When introduced to a nurse from the Phillipines he said 'Your country must be half empty because you are all over here running our NHS!' Gawd bless 'im!!!
"Poor fellow, he suffers from files." "This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time." Aneurin Bevan (both).
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." Mark Twain.
What my mate said to our boss today, 'like the genie said to the annoying little f----r with the polishing cloth, your wish is my command master'
