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Quotes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

  1. " What fresh hell is this ? "

    Dorothy Parker
    ..... her doorbell was ringing ....:D
     
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  3. Dukebox.:upyeah:
     
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  5. He's right though.
     
  6. “Setting stretching, ambiguous goals in a national crisis has a galvanising effect on everyone involved,”
     
  7. " Strap yourself to a tree with roots
    You ain't goin nowhere "

    The Byrds ..... :cool:

    [ It's a Dylan song , but that line was added by Roger McGuinn ]
     
  8. “No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.”

    ― Heraclitus
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  9. ^ I like that quote but can't think of an example where I could use it. :thinkingface:

    "you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"
     
  10. starting to sound like.

    ‘If it takes a blind man a week to walk a fortnight how many apples are there in a barrel of plums’
     
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  11. “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

    ― Robert McCloskey
     
  12. “I’ve done a lot of shit in my life, but I never experienced anything like Joe Exotic.”

    Rick Kirkman
     
  13. "God can't exist because of Eric The God-Eating Magic Penguin. Since Eric is God-Eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat God. So, if God exists, He automatically ceases to exist as a result of being eaten. Unless you can prove that Eric doesn't exist, God doesn't exist. Even if you can prove that Eric doesn't exist, that same proof will also be applicable to God. There are only two possibilities - either you can prove that Eric doesn't exist or you can't - in both cases it logically follows that God doesn't exist." - Anonymous
     
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  14. Sometimes your the pigeon and sometimes your the statue
     
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  15. "Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere."

    Gypsy Rose Lee.
     
  16. Nate White via facebook via El Toro

    ..a shakespeare of shit..

    ps: It's a terrible short quote but worthy of a long read.
     
  17. Remember
    Whether you think you can
    Or
    Think you cant, You're right!

    Tell me and I forget.
    Show me and I remember.
    Involve me and I understand.

    It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins

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    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    "The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."
     
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