Quotes

It's weird being the same age as old people

T-Shirt anon.

 

I heard some strange and interesting sayings in Louisiana , and this one of them .....

" Wish with one hand , and crap in the other ....
.... then see which one fills up first "

 

In a similar vein:

If the croc of shit is bigger than the croc of gold, it's time to get out.

 

of Allen Collins/Lynyrd Skynyrd :-
"he used to sniff glue when we met him, he could put a model aeroplane together with his breath"

 

"Humankind cannot bear very much reality" - T.S. Eliot

 

“Well, tie me to an ant hill and smear my ears with jam”

Various

 

"On October 7th 2023, after the breakout of war between Israel and Hamas, Russian President Vladimir Putin has called for a ceasefire between the two governments and establish peace talks."

Wikipedia

 

“Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? Er, I’ll be honest, I’m dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! …….They do say it’ll help people in *wheeeelchairs*.”

 

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.
Ludwig Wittgenstein.

 

"Don't eat cucumber from a women's prison"
(anon)

 

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."

Albert Einstein

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"Sometimes it is the people no one can imagine anything of who do the things that no-one can imagine."

Alan Turing

 

"They are excellent, they only have a small hole caused by rust in one of the two silencers"

a Forum Member..

 

More die of food than famine.

 

"He's so unlucky that if he fell in a barrel full of tits, he'd come out sucking his thumb"

Mrs Biscuit

 

“You can slow down a fast driver, but you can never make a slow one faster”

 

Don't just aim for success,but do what you love,care and believe in,and the rest will come naturally......

 

Aim at the bottom, you’ll always get there!

 

"edging one out to Salma Hayek"

Fergal McDonnell

 

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made."

Murphys Law & George Burns

 

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.- Oscar Wilde.