Quotes

you both have it wrong,

you get more life when you are on your knees......Monica Lewinsky

 

Our mutual value is for us the value of our mutual objects.
Hence for us man himself is mutually of no value.

 

Napoleon said
There are two levers that work a man, one is self interest, the other is fear

Proved incredibly useful in the work environment for understanding how to get things done

 

"Et tu Brutus?"
"Good guess Caesar, its Hai Karate, but I'll stab you anyway...."

 

"Have we left yet?"

By Arquebus

 

Where do you work? Thunderdome?

 

We hate it when our friends become successful

Morrissey

 

"Getting your head down, sweetie?"

 

here's a hole, here's into a hole, here's another hole here's into it as well.........

me

 

"I'm sorry, I don't understand it......its never happened to me before"

Anon.

 

"Ere, I hope you are going to grease that first"

Jimmy Jones (Telly Savalas bending over in the cinema and a woman sees his bald head).

 

Sorry mate, I didn't see you!
Uttered by many thousands of blind .......... (fill in an epithet of your own choice)

 

......and deaf politicians

 

"Yes Dear"

(but not following " Does my bum look big in this?")

 

"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
- Anton Checkov

 

Be the change you wish to see in others.
Ghandi

 

they all sound like that