Once had a colleague who was short, we had a Jeans for Genes day at work where we were allowed to come in Jeans. I asked him where he bought his denim shorts. He was very angry with me :Wideyed: it was only a joke
I've heard them so many times before, they don't bother me. In fact they never did; they just taught me to think of cutting remarks in retaliation. I even take the pee out of myself about being short --- if 5'-6" is short......it just seems to me that these days there are far more lanky streaks (and fat bastards) around than there were when I was younger.