Random Fact Thread

the guy who wrote michael jacksons thriller was
from Grimsby.... rod temperton

 

Your glass can never be half empty. Since empty implies devoid of content, unless you create a perfect vacuum in half your glass then it's always either full or half full. Sorry pessimists.

Although if you're filling a glass and stop halfway it is surely half filled and if you stop halfway through emptying it then it's half emptied, assuming you intend to continue emptying it and not start filling it again at which point it becomes half full. Again.

 

I took the piss out of @Arquebus in his falling down the stairs thread, then promptly fell down the stairs :Eggonface::Facepalm: carpet burns on arm and leg :Arghh:

 

Couldn't you Stannah up straight.......??..........LOL, Made a bad day good.....thanks.....

 

After about 3 mins :Hilarious:

 

98% of statistics are incorrect . Fact.

 

2% of statistics are correct . not Fact .

 

Using 'FACT' probably means it isn't.

 

FACT

 

See?:tonguewink:

 

statistically speaking, you have to be right once

 

isnt a fact that bit of skin between ya ball sack and ya arse hole?

 

Factually speaking most statistics quoted by statatitions are statistisically inaccurate ... Fact

 

It's a perineum on a lady, you best ask bradders :Smuggrin:

 

is that a fact?

 

you sure? ive not met a lady with a ball sack so will take your word for it...

 

My home? That can't be right. I'm sure I don't have 90% of the world's spiders in here with me.