Soviet police memo to help determine a Soviet citizen's national origin. Top row left to right: Russian, Ukrainian, Tatar, Jew, Gypsy, Kyrgyz Middle row: Belorussian, Lithuanian, Georgian, Armenian, Kazakh, Uzbek Bottom row: Latvian, Estonian, Azerbaijani, Moldovan, Tajik, Turkmen
The lesson here: – if you want to avoid premature balding then don't grow a beard unless you are a gypsy.