Most of the Uxbridge English Dictionary was created by Tim B-T: Acoustic = A Scottish cattle prod Acropolis = A Polite Greek haircut Advent = Man shouting about his hatred of Xmas commercials. Aerofoil = A chocolate wrapper Aperitif = Dentures Avoidable = What a bullfighter tries to do Behemoth = Insect which eats holes in your jumpers, then fills them with honey Biassed = Having four buttocks Blemish = The official language of Belgium Boing = Maker of rubber aeroplanes Buccaneer = Fee American pirates pay for their piercings Bumbling = Jewellery for the buttocks Bungee = Next one after buneff Canary = Hirsute can Celery = Bit like a cellar Coffee = Person on whom one coughs Collier = Like a collie but more so Canopy = A tin of urine Cashew = Bank teller with a cold Cherish = Rather like a chair Chestnuts = The result of choosing a bad plastic surgeon. Crimbo = Presents wrapped by a prisoner Dandelion = A fashionably dressed big cat Decoration = Speech by one half of Ant & Dec. Deduce = Squeeze de lemon Dogmatic = A dog with a torque converter Dreadlocks = Phobia of canals Eczema = Mother you gave away Egalitarian = One who only eats birds of prey Legend = A foot Emanuel = Little book explaining how to work your E-present Erection = Japanese way of choosing a parliament Ethics = County near Suthics Farage = Garage that won’t fix French or German cars Frankincense = To really infuriate someone called Frank Gastric = Raising energy prices without telling anybody Gladiator = Unrepentant cannibal Grating = Jamaican elephant Gringo = Mexican traffic lights Heehaw = A male prostitute Himalayas = Hermaphrodite chickens Hindsight = Builder’s cleavage Inferno = Assume not Information = How geese fly Inflate = Her Majesty’s plane has taken orf Innuendoes = Italian suppositories Insolent = Fallen off the Isle of Wight ferry Lambada = Young sheep with tin legs Lancelot = Doctor working on a plague of boils Longitude = You need to cut it up more Menacing = A male voice choir Mystical = Daughter of Mr Tickle O'clock = An Irish clock Pensive = Thing you can write with while you are draining the veg Polygamy = Ancient Japanese art of wife-folding Po-pourri = Aroma of dried Teletubby Purgatory = To slip a laxative into David Cameron’s coffee Pyromaniac = Obsessed with glass oven dishes Relief = What trees do in Spring Robin = What the bloke down the pub you bought that dirt cheap phone off was doing yesterday Roulette = A tiny rule Shire = Downpour in the home counties Sluicegate = Somerset for ‘This gate belongs to Lou’ Smirk = Somerset for ‘It’s a Mercedes’ Spectator = Short-sighted potato Splinter = Chinese 100 metre runner Stylist = Pig farmer’s inventory Symbolic = Prosthetic testicle Tamper = Container for a Yorkshire picnic Tinker = Thoughtful Irishman Trifle = Yorkshire gun Trouble = Yorkshire building waste Twerk = What they do in Yorkshire between 9 and 5 Twig = Yorkshireman's toupee Warbling = Jewellery worn in combat Wifi = The eye of a wife Yule log = The inevitable effects of too much Xmas dinner. Whiskey = Bit like a whisk
The Brooke-taylor family came from Buxton , his brother had a solicitors practice in Bakewell, my wife worked for Tim's brother years ago. Sad loss. Steve
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Fab story above... I was privileged to race with him at the UK BOTT meets.. My 900SS at the time ....
The word Legend is often misused but not in this case. A true legend and a real gentleman. Such a sad loss.
