Room 101 So What Would Our Df Members, You, Put In There?

What you saying dude?

 

Estate agents

 

Not getting any pussy...
Getting pussy then realising it was a mistake.
Getting nice pussy then not really remembering it.
Weddings in Poland...

 

That stupid fucking peloton advert where the mutt with the speech impediment says “well done you scmasssshhed it”

 

TV soaps
Math
Banning

 

War
Famine
Oppression
Poor health
Motor bike deaths

 

HS2.Shit/non existant lane dicipline.Being poor.Mobiles.Toilet paper not ripping down the serations .

 

This.

Now we are getting into it.

 

Just got back from the shop to find another deserving arsehole...

These people

 

Europeans half in our disable bays the cheek of it

 

I've been abroad where the parking stasi have stickers they place on illegally parked vehicles that are nearly impossible to remove. I believe they have to be steamed off.

Where can we purchase such stickers?

 

They have those at JLR sites here, there is a knack to getting them off in one piece

 

Steam cleaner, right?

If not, they are of no use.

 

Nope, technique with fingers

 

Really? Wow!

No. Fecking. Use. Then.

Anyone else?

 

Carve m/c into the soft top with a Stanley knife?
Then the owner will be allowed to park in such bays...

 

Jon Snow the interrupting little shit when he interviews a guess everytime.

 

two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

& a select group of forum members