Russell Brand for prime minister?

He's one of the few people in this world that give me an uncontrollable urge to punch them. Repeatedly, with rage.

 

Yup.you hit the nail with this one. I'd also nail his ballsack to Jonathan woss' head!

 

I`m not sensing a lot of fondness for Russel Brand here, fair enough. No chance of a scruffy, long haired , beard wearing chap getting anyone to follow him though so don't worry. Oh wait, isn't that what Jebus is supposed to have looked like ?

 

They have something else in common, they are both fantasies: Jesus is an imaginary deity in many people’s heads while Brand is an imaginary genius in his own head.

 

I always wondered what the noise was in my trousers a few mins after my daily exercise!

 

Mate, that's an insult to freshly wanked cocks...

 

I hope you're referring to your own

 

Here's a freshly shaved one