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Sayings that make me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Lightning_650, Dec 22, 2013.

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  1. a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
     
    #41 Lightning_650, Dec 23, 2013
  2. She looks like a Camel chewing a Wham bar
     
    #42 Hollywoodstig, Dec 23, 2013
  3. Tight as a fish's arse....
    Dry as a Nun's c*nt....
    Slipperier than a Butchers prick...
     
    #43 NZDave, Dec 26, 2013
  4. Half rice, half chips.

    Pretty much anything in the Profanosaurus could go here
     
    #44 pingping010101, Dec 26, 2013
  5. Sweating like a Paedophile at a kids party
    Fanny so slack, it was like throwing a kit bag up Northumberland Street
    Back gardener
    Face made for radio
    Pig with lipstick
    Pig on stilts
    Fat club
     
    #45 J biker, Dec 27, 2013
  6. Rossi is great
     
    #46 Cranker V2, Dec 27, 2013
  7. Up here its face like a burst couch
     
    #47 Old Jock, Dec 27, 2013
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  8. its not blowing me frock up….
     
    #48 andyb, Dec 27, 2013
  9. "Never ask a Policeman for advice"
     
    #49 luckyskua, Dec 27, 2013
  10. Happy as a dog with 2 dicks
     
    #50 NZDave, Dec 28, 2013
  11. WTF is going on here?!?!... I'm never as bad as this!
     
    #51 RadiheadR6, Dec 28, 2013
  12. About as much use as Anne Franks drum kit
     
    #52 Mr C, Dec 28, 2013
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  13. That boys cheese has slipped off his cracker
     
    #53 Char, Jan 24, 2014
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