dirty old jocks with there well worn socks will beat the English hands down. who'd live down there hanky swingers every where cos all it ever does is pish down.
Fighting talk, if that continues we might have to send our England cricket team north, to teach you chaps a lesson. must just have a cup of tea, and a couple of fine jam scones, first though.
The Sweaties never make it easy for us but we'll win by a fair margin. On the independence issue if they do go it alone will they adopt a 23 letter alphabet as they have very little use for the letters T,R and Y. well at least there's always the wooden spoon to rely on for a nations sporting achievements.
