...............Buys a Ducati when there are plenty of fantastic, powerful, more reliable, good looking and cheaper Jap bikes out there
I can see why people take the piss out of the Scrambler; the bike is a bit of fashion frippery - lifestyle machine for people to be seen on. Sell you the lifestyle, sell you the edge - Are you Scrambler? EDIT - Thought I'd check to see if Bullshit Hipster Bike Video's had hit it yet... Of course.
All it needs is baron von selfimportance to ride one, that'll have the drones eating out of Ducati's hand.