I like beers too. Some bears also like beers. Here's Wojtek who was a mascot for one of the Polish regiments in WW2, who was retired to Edinburgh Zoo after the war. He loved drinking beer.
I'll warn you... you start with one, then you get a couple more... then another one pops up, and a project... and then one you always rather fancied. Then you buy a spares bike and before you know it you're very poor and have to buy another bike to cheer yourself up. (then you need a GS for holidays...) Welcome, don't say I didn't warn you.
I didn't mention that the spares bike turns out to be an early something or other that you then commit to an expensive restoration of, that you can ill afford.
When you come to terms with it, we'll be there to support you with a Touratech catalogue and some wally flaps.
After you've had a Crossrunner you'll be collapsing safely into the big strong arms of a GS like Katie Melua after a particularly upsetting Toseland serenade.
Lol no wheelie bins where I store the Pani, just Astons, Corvettes, Ferraris and a Buggatti. And the cutest Innocenti Mini! Bring out the bears!