Sideburn Magazine

I bet he can't open the pages anymore.

 

Bet he can't see them either

 

Yeah. Both intrinsically and metaphorically.

 

or using his eyeballs.

 

Listen to you and your one-dimensional views:Meh:

I'll have you know there are many and varied feature articles if only you'd avert your eyes from the brass. Why, I was reading one the other day about catching flies; it was called Treacle Belly Cock Thump...

 

Magazine are so passé. IPads come with wipeable surfaces as standard.

 

Not so easy to put on the bonfire though

 

Use the cyber-bonfire - 'reset to factory settings'. No monologues, just straight to the point.

 

for one moment there, i was dreading you telling us you had the 'scratch n sniff' edition.....


i suppose you could have a 'razors wives' section.....

 

Oh dear.

Do you have a ponytail, perchance..?

 

No. I am working undercover.

 

EWWW!

 

Yep. We at the EWWW, the enemies of the world wide web, are everywhere. Sshhh.