(small) Bike Things You've Done Today

You had better check for chrome bits in the chips before you eat them.

 

I didn't clean the saucepan out before i started the job as it was sitting in glasshouse for years, but the fanny magnet had no bits on it.

 

I’ve been doing a bit of a service and tidy up on my newly acquired triple.
Do you think the previous owner was a gardener?

 

More like parking the motorcycle in long grass fields and doing a bit of Doggie

 

Credit card.

 

Got a puncture on the Diavel, local shop had my bike after hours and are fitting a new rear tomorrow after the tyre arrives, Top bloke that runs the shop.

 

And………

breathe

 

Picked these up from the local powder coaters. Andy

 

Booked MOT for the Hyper - 1st available slot 12th April! Glad the weather's gone shite again....

 

Spent a small fortune on bushes, seals. circlips, stanchions and oil.

 

Just paid the final bill for Almeria in May, 4 days of open pit lane on my modified Multistrada 1200 Andy

 

There are no pockets in shrouds, spend it now and enjoy your products.

 

I'm going to be buried in a pyramid so it can all be buried with me Andy

 

Because that system has previously worked so well... Nothing has ever been found in and of the pyramids of value, not even the names of those who were interned - everything was nicked immediately!

 

Can i quote you for the building works.

 

Oh ye of little faith Andy

 

Watched the 1260 get loaded into a van, and cancelled the insurance. It’s a sad day.